Well, check this off the ol' resolutions list and also shut up Dave. Here's your damn blog post.
This week, there's one story near the end that I admit, unashamedly, had me giggling like a moron for about 5 minutes before we recorded. For pretty much the dumbest, bean-related reasons. I hope you enjoy and always remember:
You know. Eventually.
This may seem like a copout, but I actually forgot the admin portal address for the site and Squarespace is...uh, well it's a bit of a nightmare (please advertise on our show). As you can hear below, this show was just a whole lot of silliness and you can read along from the articles linked below. Before we get to the damn episode, I want to congratulate Michael and his Trumpian hands for finally tearing an apple in half like a goddamn monster. Also, if you want to see what all the apple fuss is about for yourself, please do yourself a favor and go right to the reddit source: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7s36ub/what_conspiracy_theory_do_you_100_buy_into_and_why/dt1vg6j/
Hat tip to Amanda for bringing the camel pageantry to our attention!
Those sexy humps: https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/01/24/580228837/a-dozen-camels-disqualified-from-saudi-beauty-pageant-over-botox-injections
Dolphin murder party: https://www.theguardian.com/science/2003/jul/03/research.science
Don't trust us, elephants: https://www.unilad.co.uk/featured/elephants-think-humans-are-cute-just-like-we-think-puppies-are/