Y'all, we get threats every day with our orange juice. That threat is the vodka we pour into our orange juice. For hour 4, we triumphantly return after Curtis' paternity leave to a thoroughly average episode of 24.
Curtis, our resident n00b, has begun to express concerns that Jack lacks the murderous prowess necessary to stop the assassination plot against Senator David Palmer and save his dumb daughter, Kim. If you, like him, have begun to doubt Jack then I suggest you buckle up, lest Jack punch you in the tummy on his way to do murder. Please enjoy episode 4 of Longest Days of Our Lives.